"I'm Looking Up While Staring Down"

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

tastefullyoffensive:

[palmtoptiger]
TODAY IS THE DAY

thekingisnotdead:

CONCHESUMADRE!! NO PUEDO CREERLO

DOCTOR WHO RETURNS TODAY.

MOTHERFUCKING TODAY!!!

HAPPY CAPALDAY, EVERYBODY!

thegreatestearthbender:

Crapity crap crap crap!!!!

Who has livestreams of tonight’s episode of Doctor Who???? I need help! Please!

http://www.shadownet.biz/channels/uktv/bbc1.html
Try this.

cumberknitterfiles:

fieldbears:

pocketpadfoot:

Imagine James Potter getting wasted and making a bet with Sirius that he can totally transform into his Animagus shape no biggie - and it goes fine but then he’s too drunk to change back and Muggles get confronted with this really drunk deer roaming the streets pursued by a man who can’t stop laughing

or

image

I reblogged this but I need to reblog it again because of that fucking gif

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.